If this man was the manager of your team, you probably wouldn't like that team very much

The best part about this whole video? Right at the very end:

"And Danks pitched well"

Nice. Way to sneak that compliment in there.

Bring him out of the basement!

Hey Gavin Floyd, where exactly does Jason Kubel like his hanging curves?

Keep intentionally walking Mauer in front of him. He seems to like it.

Shall we measure for length, or width?

I guess she's about even then.