The Cards Don't Even Matter, I'll Play It Blind

The Twins lead the Tigers 7-5. It is in the top of the 7th inning. Perkins gave up 5 runs and was relieved by Luis Ayala.

We're into the bullpen, in the 7th. Ayala is still in there.

OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T I LIVE BET THIS GAME????????

I'm sure Jesse Crain is warming up right now.

This is a guaranteed loss.

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UPDATE: 4 pitch walk to Polanco to open the inning. NICE JOB DUMB FUCK!!!!


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2nd UPDATE: HA HA HA CLETE THOMAS DOUBLED OH MY GOD AYALA IS SO TERRIBLE AND I WOULD'VE PUT MY LIFE ON THIS EXACT SCENARIO HAPPENING.

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Fuck it, I'm making this a live blog. Matt Guerrier has entered the game. In the 7th inning. Runners on 2nd and 3rd, no outs. The pain is going to be severe.

AND THERE'S A BOMB BY CABRERA. 3 RUN JACK. I CAN'T

I WON'T

I CAN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING

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Jeff Larish hits a home run... we're at one out in the 7th inning and 4 runs are in so far.

There is absolutely nothing as frustrating in all of sports as cheering for a team with a shitty bullpen. Not "shaky". "SHITTY". They blow more games than they save. It is enough to make you break things. Seriously, I feel like breaking my monitor. What else can I do? Mail Bill Smith a letter telling him to get off his ass and DO HIS FUCKING JOB AND FIRE THE BULLPEN BECAUSE A LOSER IS A LOSER.