JESSE CRAIN IS GOING TO PITCH FOR THE WHITE SOX

yyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!

Messy Crain

Hey Jesse! Hey, alright! Way to be, Jesse!

When you are inserted in the 9th inning of a tie game, at least try to get two outs before you load up the bases and give up the walk off hit.

JESSE CRAIN SUCKS

JESSE CRAIN IS GARBAGE

Holy fucking Moses, this bullpen could fuck up a cup of Maxwell House.

Jose Mijares walks Jose Lopez, then gives up a bomb to The Man Formerly Known As Ken Griffey.

HERE COMES JESSE CRAIN!!! 2 runs in, and we're still going.

I cannot quantify how frustrating it is to see Blackburn throw 7 innings of shutout ball, only to see these fucking jokers come in and just spill the beans all over the field.

The score after 6 innings was 3-3

And then...

Jesse Crain got one out.

And he gave up 4 earned runs. He walked 3 batters. And gave up 2 hits.

Then Matt Guerrier. He got 4 outs!

He also gave up 2 hits, and one earned run.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOME!

Well done, shitheads!

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Then something happened in the 8th.

Who in the Twins bullpen is worth less than garbage?

A quick list:

DENNYS REYES IS WORTH LESS THAN GARBAGE

MATT GUERRIER IS WORTH LESS THAN GARBAGE

JESSE CRAIN IS WORTH LESS THAN GARBAGE

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The season is gone.