Wednesday, October 3, 2012

The Check has Arrived

(Editor's Note: Dodger legends Tommy Lasorda and Fernando Valenzuela have been asked to sum up the season before tonight's game)



Well, Nando, we're all done for the year.  I think it's gonna take some time to get our heads around the fact that not only are the Dodgers out of the playoffs, it was the Giants that kept us out.  What do you think?

Hemos comenzado realmente caliente, pero que en el nuevo jugadores no nos gana.

I know, and that's the part that gets me.  Last year we finished strong, but when it came down to the money games, and I look in the dugout and see my boys out there...Lopes and Wallach, but Donny Yankees in the dugout, I had a bad taste in my mouth.


¿Lo mismo que cuando el médico le dijo a comer más frutas secas?

Worse than that.  I spend all that time in all those restaurants giving Donny advice, and all he does after yet another close loss is show me some fucking crib sheet he made during Spring Training one year with New York.  He even told the staff at Eastside Market Deli when I smuggled in my own garlic bread.  Some fucking help he was that day.

Entrenador, yo nunca le privaría de la comida. 

Nor would I to you.  Look, we got a long off-season...new owners, and I'm gonna get involved again.  I don't give a shit what the doctors say.  Nando, get me some of that turkey pepperoni.  I got calls to make.

Monday, October 1, 2012

(fail music)


I know, I know.  This is a baseball blog and I write in here twice a year about how much the Twins suck, and I don't really enjoy looking at Ryan Doumit's face.  But this White Sox failing has really been a good one.  Look at that cliff.  "HEY ADAM DUNN IS HITTING BOMBS THIS YEAR AND WE GOT LIRIANO AND AJ'S HITTING THE BALL AND WE'RE GONNA-"