Twins Notes

Hey Bullpen:
Stop fucking up.


Hey Seattle:
Ouch.


Hey Joe Nathan:
You are quite a good baseball player.


Hey RA Dickey:
You might want to go back to the drawing board. Try throwing the ball so the catcher can at least, you know, catch it.


Hey Nick Punto:
Your career as a Twin cannot end soon enough.


Hey White Sox:
We ain't goin no fuckin place.

Faces of Twins Fans

When Boof Bonser, Brian Bass, Jesse Crain, Dennys Reyes, Craig Breslow or Matt Guerrier pitch, I feel like this:



When Joe Nathan pitches, I feel like this:



That is all.