Eat it, White Sox!

Sure, the Twins have as much of a chance to bring the trophy home as the Wolves do. Sure, success under Bill Smith was quantified mostly in donut-holes-eaten. Sure, Ben Revere tops out at 5'6". Sure, Carl Pavano anchors the staff.

But when it comes to near-impossible World Series odds, WE GOT THE WHITE SOX BEAT!

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The truth:  this is the saddest I've been to be a Twins fan since Denny Hocking played on the team.

HA HA HA HA HA

Just go ahead and click to get the full size picture.

She ain't just a river in Egypt...

Good morning!

Hey Ozzie, what's it like watching your shortstop throw home when the run has already scored?






Play him off, Hands-On-Head Bitch Sox fan!

I've got a grand idea!

Hey, maybe we should pitch to Jim Thome!!!


(weeping)




I can't think of a better way to bring on the following picture:



Boy, it's a long fall from here.

The Entire Existence of the White Sox, Summarized in One Single .GIF

And there it is.

Honestly, I could just watch this all day. Just put that face in your palm. Just keep doing it, because you can't watch this garbage. LOVE IT.

Yeah, that one is not coming back