Mike

Michael Cuddyer is... well he's really just sucking ass right now.

I wish there was a better way to say that. But he faced off against Craig Breslow tonight and hit into a double play to end the 8th.

Craig Breslow is a guy who was RELEASED BY THE MINNESOTA TWINS.

When the Minnesota Twins release a reliever, they are sending a message. That message is "Hey Craig. You must be the worst reliever in the entire universe. Because the 3rd worst reliever in the entire universe is Jesse Crain. And the second worst reliever in the entire universe is Matt Guerrier. And we're sticking with them. So, as such, you must simply be the worst piece of garbage ever. Ever."

And that's the guy who gets Cuddy to bounce into the DP. Greeeeeeeeeeeeat.

I think we give this one a FUBB, because the loss goes to Ayala. And that "loss" going to Ayala doesn't just mean this game. It means in his life.

A Request

Please stop bringing in left-handed pitchers to pitch to Curtis Granderson.

In fact, please stop bringing in left-handed pitchers.

In fact, please stop "bringing in" pitchers.