Saturday, July 12, 2008

A Few Items From Today's Contest

1. Miguel Cabrera is fat.
2. Gary Sheffield ain't what he used ta be.
3. Brian Buscher and Brendan Harris are WAY too stupid to be any worse than they are.
4. The Tigers have had a "rough go" this year. By that I mean... the two guys they got from Florida have kissed the pavement, and their "big free agent", Jacque Jones, recently signed where? Florida. Where he was RELEASED AGAIN.
5. The Motherfucking - can't stop, won't stop.

2 comments:

Dickfer said...

6. Delmon Young is worse than Torii with 2 strikes.

Jake MacDonald said...

Old grey beard he AIn't what he used to be, AIn't what he used to be AIN'T what he used to be...