This man has a WHIP of .90? This man has an ERA of 1.19?
We can't get our bullpen to pitch one strike without it being fatter than a Moons Over My Hammy, and the Rays pick up THIS MAN off our trash heap, and he leads them to a division championship?
I'm sorry. I just don't get it. HIS NAME IS BALL FOUR.
Christ.
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I would be OK facing him in the playoffs. I mean, if we can get by Oakland.
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