This pretty much sums up the Twins season so far

This is what happens when your team sucks at playing baseball. RA Dickey leads it in wins.

I'd write more about what I see, but it's just too damn obvious: they are sucking at nearly every facet of the game. Their 4 wins were lucky or against horseshit teams. The bullpen is the worst that I have seen in my lifetime: Honestly, when Matt Guerrier comes into the game, I am more mad than almost any other time in Twins history. For the record, the anger list looks like this:

1. Luis Rivas coming to bat
2. Joe Mays pitching past the 5th inning
3. Matt Guerrier coming into the game, ever
4. Torii with two strikes, knowing that slider is coming and HEY THERE YOU GO STRIKEOUT