Monday, May 25, 2009

Over the wall, men!

Two observations:

1. Prince Fielder is incredibly overweight. And that's really neat that he can turn the hips now and bang them to Kirby-land. But he's TWENTY FIVE years old. And he weighs at least 280 pounds. So, I'm just saying, he might want to think about what's going to happen when he can't catch up with the hott stuff because he put away too many double bacons from Applebees the night before. You know who to ask for advice? Matt LeCroy.

2. Joe Mauer has hit a home run in 5 of his last 7 games, and has jacked 10 in the MONTH OF MAY, and that's on 80 at-bats. Last year, he dinged 9 total for the year, in 536 at bats.

HEY HOW'S THE ASS MUSCLE?!?!?!

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It really makes you think about this team and how good they could be... when guys like Cuddyer and Crede start launching, they seem almost unbeatable, considering Joe and Justin will just keep doing what they do. But still, they lost SIX in a row. So I guess we'll see what happens... but at least I don't scream at my monitor every night now, and I count that as improvement. Mostly, I think it's because Jesse Crain has gone back to the hole he belongs in and Craig Breslow's ass was fired because a loser is a loser.

1 comment:

Dickfer said...

Metabolism sucks. He's 280 and currently "active". If little Cecil wants to look into the future, see Mr. Smoke as Bob Casey called him at Peavey Plaza.

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Not yelling at the monitor, huh? Way to raise the bar by stepping over it.