Wednesday, July 15, 2009

And now, the Second Half

With the All Star Game over, let's review what's coming in the "second half" of the baseball season with our analysts The Big Pisan and Nando!


That's right, Tommy Lasorda here for USA Network. What, you don't think they do sports anymore? Shit, maybe they don't but...I don't know...Burn Notice is a great show!

¡Es uno de mis programas televisivos predilectos!

Mine too. Now, I don't know if any of you watched the All Star game last night. You should have because it's the finest sport there is. However, it was on Fox, so if you listened on radio you heard Joe Morgan. Now, as great of a player as he was, he makes me wish I was deaf when he talks.

Soy un mejor locutor que Joe.

Yes, you are. Then again, so is everyone else. Anyway, if you missed it, the America League won again. Naturally, a Giant was on the mound giving up 2 runs early. But one thing everyone is talking about is the AL's dominance in the game. Sure, I'd like the National League to win.

Ganamos cuando eché.

You can say that again. But you know what? So the NL lost...who cares? Selig has us playing the fucking Angels and Mariners, shit like that. It's no big thing to play AL people anymore. Free agents moving around. But let me tell you something else. You think it's a big deal to win home field advantage in the World Series?

Nosotros no lo tuvimos en 1981, y nosotros todavía ganamos.

That's my point, Fernando. Ever since this switch, the AL, who's had the home field advantage every year, is 3-3 in the World Series. I'd be bent out of shape if the National League hadn't won the series since 2001, but we know that's not the case.

El Presidente dijo que jugamos "tremendo".

You better believe I heard that. The president of this great land signalled us out for our fine play in the first half. These boys better keep it up. GET BACK IN THERE, BOYS!

1 comment:

Dickfer said...

Wow. Fernando is in shape. Relatively speaking for Fernando.