Uh. Oh.
That appears to be an "unheralded minor leaguer".
DID SOMEONE SAY OVER?
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EDIT: AND SPEAKING OF OVERS
And just who is pitching for the White Sox, tomorrow, against Boston, in Boston, with the Green Monster and short porch?
He's back. He pitches for the White Sox, and he's starting tomorrow. The lead headline on Sportsline reads "Garcia unimpressive in first start". OH NO SHIT?
I did not realize the utter awfulness that is White Sox pitching. I've been sitting here all year thinking that I couldn't imagine a more inconsistent, frustrating staff, from 1 to 12, than the Minnesota Twins. But the White Sox start BOTH Contreras and Freddy Fuck Garcia. Earlier in the year, they let Bartolo Colon pitch for them. Take a minute out of your day, for the rest of the season, and re-read those previous two sentences. If it doesn't make you smile every day, I'll swallow nails.
All of that being said, if the Twins can't overtake at least the White Sox, then all is truly lost, and we should just load up the '87 DVDs and bask in the glory that is Bruno's mustache.
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Gambino will have one good start until he is "figured out". Looks like Garcia has "let himself go".
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