Listen folks, it is about 2 AM in the land of the Great White (as the kids are calling it these days), and I have some things I need to get off my chest.
Just stop it. OK? Stop it. Who is this "Delmon Young" player? What if "Delmon" gets hot?
WHAT IF A MLB TEAM DOESN'T HAVE TO USE THEIR CLOSER AFTER BEING UP TEN TO ROCK?
Dear Mijares, you have sauce on your pitches . . . go for the plate, not the player. OK?
There should be a playoff game at the Dome on Tuesday (not Monday because of another sport) because the Dome sucks and it is one last FU to us all. That makes sense, doesn't it?
I haven't figured out if Zach/Zack will get steamrolled on Saturday because who knows? If we win, Detroit wins, if we lose Detroit loses. As a Minnesota Pro Sports Fan, you are just so close, but not.
Peavey will be treat to play against next year.
Oh the humanity.
2 comments:
Demon just wants us to hate him more so he does this shit on purpose so later we will be mad.
Wow. First of all, you did that on purpose, spelling it Demon.
Second, this was written before SATURDAY? Can you even breathe anymore?
Fuck this, I'm taking it to a full post.
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