I'm not saying the Yankees didn't go sign a couple of big rods this summer in Sabathia and Burnett, but OH DEAR GOD, SHE AIN'T WHAT SHE USED TO BE IN THE FIELD.
Let's do a list of players who are, honest to god, actively playing in today's game for the Yankees:
Cody Ransom
Nick Swisher (HE'S BATTING CLEAN UP)
Brett Gardner (In addition to playing center field for New York, he helped do my taxes this year)
Ramiro Pena (listed GENEROUSLY at 5'10" 165 lbs)
So, Yankees. Good luck. Johnny Damon is your second best offensive player.
This man is pitching right now. That's all I have to say.
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Time to fire the strength coach or something.
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