OK, first off, you're the team's closer and we're doing the talking here, so "mouth closed" is an important policy you will follow...understand? Secondly, and I don't know if you talked to Chris on the way out--you didn't? Nobody talked to you?! That's our mistake. Well, just to give you a review: our manager Donny Yankees is interested in sending the team into the toilet rather than win--you don't think so?
How about we review your stats? Donny considers you a "closer." As a rule, you pitch 1 inning, maybe 2 at the most. The other rule is you are to "close" the game, preventing a loss. This has been difficult for you, huh?
Stats are one thing, you say? Well, your ERA is 5.40. So if you are pitching 1 inning, shouldn't--OK, I'll stop with the stats. Here are some recent headlines:
"Brandon League keeping Kenley Jansen in the picture"
"Brandon League escapes with save No. 7"
"Brandon League serves up walk-off homer"
"Brandon League delivers second straight loss"
Look, I'm through giving you evidence. We're wasting time. You'll take Southwest Airlines, and...are you familiar with Albuquerque at all? You've seen the facilities. It's a fine town - it's got everything you'd want and more. The clubhouse manager has taken the liberty of packing your items for the trip. This voucher is good all day, but if you hustle you can make the 12:30PM flight...that's nonstop. When you get there, look for a kid in an Isotopes jacket. He'll take you to the Hawthorn Suites. The gal at the check-in desk already has your information.
I'm looking online here and it says the BioPark Zoo just welcomed a baby giraffe. See, you'll have fun there, and get back your "command." Thanks, Brandon.
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