You can't keep a big man away from the table

You know who's still playing?  Not only playing, but playing well?

Bartolo "Muy Caliente" Colon!

"I'm working more than last year; I'm still fat but that don't mean nothing," Colon said through an interpreter.

Now, there might be a report due out soon that says "Muy Caliente" might have used an illegal substance while playing.  That substance might have been Frank's Red Hot Sauce, Bud.  You ever heard of that?

When asked before last night's game about the possible news leak, knowing that "Muy Caliente" has already served a 50 game suspension for his transgressions, he said

"I don't like to hear news."

Unless that news is "All you can eat hot wing night."

Check out the baseball stats from Engelberg over here: 7-2, 3.12 ERA.  You haven't pitched that well since your days in Montreal, Bartolo, and we can only imagine your enjoyment of all Quebec's fine French cuisine.  Mas jamon in that crepe, I would guess.

Don't let em get you down, Bartolo.  Give all of your all.