4 1/2 Things To Know About The Sux

The Startribune ran a story with a similar name to this post, here. It pointed out, more or less, what we here on this blog have been saying for the last month.  That is that the White Sox have little to no chance of catching the Twins. And while the article didn't really teach us anything new, it did make me want to do my own list of things to know the Southside Ass-clowns.

1. They're mouth breathers.
2. They're bad at life. Really bad.
3. Manny Ramirez isn't going to help ANYONE win ANYTHING. Not even a cockfight.
4. Ozzie Guillen isn't good at opening his mouth without saying something stupid.
4.5 They use their mouths to breath.

Remember when... (sad horns)