(We take you to a conversation that took place at the home of Mr. Robert Uecker that occurred in the early evening...yesterday)
While Bob is in the can, I just want to thank you, Sue, for preparing that delicious meal. You name the German sausage, I love it. And thanks for the personal touch of soaking Fernando's brats in Carta Blanca.
Sí, gracias. Eso es mi cerveza predilecta, y estuvo deliciosos.
I think you and I, Nando, should have a bit of excitement in our post-dinner conversation before Sue pours one of my award winning wines. The Dodgers just came into town and swept the Brewers, showing everyone we're not out of it yet. There's a whole month of baseball left, and we're still making deals.
Muchos los jugadores más viejos que tenemos juegan fantástico.
You're telling me! You hear and read a lotta people saying bullshit like all of our pick-ups are guys washed up. Let me run down these stats for you!
Podsednik, batting .294, and he can actually run unlike other older left fielders. Theriot batting .295 and can run while getting a double play to help our cause. Lilly is 5-0 since joining us. And a few other guys are doing good...covering for our "superstars" who've turned to shit.
Yo no sé de conseguir el más cerca de Pittsburgh.
Me either. THAT's a position where if a guy is awful, it IS his fault. So rare for the Pirates to be winning a game, so if they blow it, it's on his fucking head. Why'd we get him? Fuck if I know. But Broxton has Albuquerque written all over him, I guess. (belch) Whoop, excuse me. But I'm glad we got three here. These guys we just got give a fuck, which is all I ask.
Perdone, Sue. ¿Dónde está el cuarto de baño?
If you want to follow to bathroom after Uecker, it's your funeral. Hell, I feel bad for Sue...she prepared this fantastic meal, and all three of us will have destroyed it. Maybe I can hold out until we get to the airport...
Acabo de comer de terminar, Tommy.
Sorry, Fernando. Excuse me, Sue...do you know if there's a place in Milwaukee that sells gelato?
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That coat. Jesus. I like how Nando just looks like he is paying attention. No idea what Tommy is saying.
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